Government social media guidelines in the near future spoof you need to explicitly say this nowadays, or else with this makes it to. All social medai companies need to peform know your customer (KYC) at account creation and periodically every year. Users needs to furnish vote ID card, passport, ration card, Aadhaar card. If you intend to solve the Palestine-Israel problem on You Tube in 10 minutes, you also need to submit matriculation certificate. All documents must be sumitted in triplicate, with attestation by a gazetted officer. Three colour photographs need to be submitted, centred, with no pouts, no cleavage, no flattering angle and no meme text. Social medai companies need to support freedom of speech. All opinion is allowed unless it is deemed to be unfavourable to leaders of the governing party, where 'governing' means in power at state, centre or at local corporation. You have every right to express your opinion as long as we agree with it. The line betweeen seduction and dedition is very thin. Social media companies need to support privacy. This means that all data regarding a user should be provided, on demand, to any officer above the rank of BDO, which includes all pictures, video and private message. All encryption keys shall be stored locked in a hardware security module like a steel almirah to prevent hacking. Social media companies need to maintain public decency. They should censor content that is deemed obscene; eg status pudates on check-ins to first class lounges. Social medai companies need to support law enforcement. This include identifying fraudulent individuals, eg those who call themselves blockchain evangelist or big data priest or machine learning diva, claim 10 years expertise in programming languages that are five years old.
